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musings of the saturday variety
Remember the green necklace I was obsessed with? (Yes, so obsessed that I mentioned it one whole time or something, I know, I know) – here she is…
I get lots of comments on it. And I catch lots of people looking at it. But I don’t know if it’s my necklace or my boobs they’re looking at. ‘Both’ says Bandito every time I catch him out.
Cheeky monkey.
Guess what? I have not long woken up from a 10 hour sleep. How good is that? We were at our friends house for tea (I’m telling you, if you’re ever inviting us round for tea, can it please be a Friday? It’s so good knowing there’s no cooking to be done on a Friday night) and we got pretty wrecked. We left at 4am which isn’t a too late night for us and came home, decided to sleep in our spare room (see, I told you we were wrecked) because the bed doesn’t creak and I woke up at 11am, my eye make up on my cheek, my cat licking my hair (he does that when he wants food) and a sensation similar to being axed in the head rippling through my skull.
I got up, fed the cat, took lots of tablets, drank a bucket of water and tried to figure out if I had more sleep in me. I went back to bed with a book and lo and behold! Conked out till 2.30pm!! Holy moly.
And now my headache is gone and we’ve tidied the house from top to bottom and I’m about to go for a bath to get ready for a friends birthday night out (would saw off my left arm and feed it to my next door neighbour if I thought it would get me out of it). I have no clue what to wear. Anything I put on, I’m just going to look fat. Maybe I shouldn’t wear anything.
Shudder.
Anyway – because I have spent a ludicrous amount of time horizontal, snoring and dreaming of the gorgeous tea we had last night (beetroot risotto and then coq au vin with mashed tatties) I have v. little to say. And because I too, am addicted to surveys, I am going to do this so fridayfilms so my gorgeous wee friend doesn’t have to suffer her addiction alone…
1. Heritage
Shscottish
2. Last time you got very angry
The night I got locked out of the flat and Bandito shouted at me.
3. Las time you wore the colour pink
I don’t go in for the uncooked sausage look. Mind you, I have pink in my flowery broach thing that I wear on my jacket. Does that count?
4. Do you recycle?
Yes. I would recycle more if we had the space to store the stuff. As it is, it’s just paper, glass, tin.
5. If not, why?
6. Do you watch the news?
Yes, but NEVER EVER at the weekend.
7. What’s your favourite pair of shoes?
I am really into my DVS lilac and black trainers at the moment.
8. Have you been watching the Olympics?
No
9. Do you know who Bode Miller is?
Nope
10. Do you know who Shaun White is?
Friday tells me he’s in harry potter.
11. What did you do today?
I got up, took tablets, drank water, went back to bed, slept, got up, made the sauce for McDee’s birthday lasagne, did the dishes, cleaned the bathroom, washed my face, read some journals, did this quiz thing.
12. What did you eat today?
2 ibuprofen tablets, a carrot, a bacon roll with tomato sauce.
13. Do you eat tripe?
Get to France
14. Do you or have you ever owned a gun?
Yes, I’m well known for constantly shooting people up
15. What is the name of your favourite bar?
Boadas in Barcelona
16. Do you like to dance?
At every available opportunity. And all the unavailable ones too.
17. When was the last time you cried and why?
I can’t remember. Maybe when me & Bandito were going through the Poo Phase 2006. Oh and DEFINITELY on our last night in Thailand.
18. When is your birthday?
30 November
19. Do you wear a watch?
No. I like driving people mental by asking them the time. And watches make my arms look fat.
20. Do you have anything pierced?
Ears and nose
21. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, Edinburgh has a big one every summer. Hahahaha
22. Do you like pain?
Not really. It’s not very comfortable.
23. Do you like to shop?
If the shop is empty and full of things that I like, that I can afford then yes.
24. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
4 beers, smuggled out of the Phoenix pub last night .
25. What was the last thing you paid for with credit card?
I don’t have a credit card. I have switch though – and I bought a kitchen
26. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
McDee
27. What is on your desktop background?
A pink screen with a swirl in the middle
28. What is on your phone background?
Some wind chimes
29. What are you wearing?
Tartan pyjama bottoms and a purple hoodie
30. When was the last time you physically hurt yourself?
This morning, getting drunk. Giving myself a hangover.
31. Do you like redheads?
Yes. I don’t judge people by the colour of their hair
32. Do you know any twins?
No, too creepy
33. Do you have any weird relatives?
Hell yes.
34. What was the last film you watched?
The Sweetest Thing. I apologise.
35. What was the last book you read?
The John Peel biography
36. Did you or do you go to college?
I did.
37. What is your favourite pair of pants that you own?
UK: green ones with purple stars on them
USA: my vintage looking jeans. They make my bum look nice. Sorry, fanny. Tee hee.
38. Do you like to party?
You can’t spell party without spelling Heeland Lass….
6:05 pm - 25 February 2006
